You’re welcome for a granny pants party anytime.
Another Tinder bio that says, “How many sausages can you fit in your mouth at once?”
I started sneaking off to the supposed-to-be-hidden scales in the shed, again.
I practically ran to the Gelateria.
If by reading the title of this post, the delightful Jason Derulo theme tune didn’t come to mind, then quite frankly you didn’t live in 2010.
It’s the signs you can’t see and the signs that people will never be aware of.
Going to different independent coffee shops has now become a somewhat integral part into my life biography.