Question is: Which dish to go out on?
I had a birthday cake this year. A big, creamy, sugary, chocolate cake.
I really have gained the equivalent weight of a small human in the past year.
You’d find me Googling the latest forum of ‘How painful is a bikini wax?’.
Bopping, bouncing and big fish -ing my way to liberation, completely starkers.
In my attempt to describe the characteristics of my dad to a friend of mine, the theme that somewhat prevailed,…
I just wanted the diary that had the effin’ pigeons on.