In my attempt to describe the characteristics of my dad to a friend of mine, the theme that somewhat prevailed,…
Dear Diary…
I just wanted the diary that had the effin’ pigeons on.
Coffee Shop Cliché
Just bikes, brews and solitary bantz.
Who likes short, shorts?
Though I can practically see the inside of your butt cheeks in such attire, you at least have the balls to do it and hey, kudos to you and your butt.
We get it, you run
“She’s uploaded another fucking run, again”
Beauty School Dropout
I knew then that I was just made for a life of serious f*** the system rule breaking.
Oh Eff It!
We could all benefit sometimes from having a bit more f*** it in our lives
Hurry up, Sheeran
Perhaps I’m doomed to a life of ever befitting Blue Monday’s!
Life on top of the Snowball
Stepping into the lives of just one member of the Brown family and you’ll soon realise that everything is done at close to 100 mph.
Dry Insta-Jan
Instead of giving up something either edible, of monetary value or looking for a decent bloke that can handle me (something that seems to take care of itself) I’ve decided to go cold turkey with Instagram