Who likes short, shorts?

Though I can practically see the inside of your butt cheeks in such attire, you at least have the balls to do it and hey, kudos to you and your butt.

Sorry I was late…

I’m fooling no one when I say that my banana is more appetizing.

“Knock, Knock”

A few questions and half a bottle of vodka later, you’re telling them about the mum you mistook for a younger model and accidentally kissed at the bar last year.